nothing

a word that one says when asked what is "wrong"; usually implies that something is in fact "wrong" but that the person does not wish to share this information with the person asking
Jason: What's wrong, Tasha?
Tasha (on her period): Oh, nothing.
by $auceMan June 13, 2018
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Nothing

Abby is nothing
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The truth. Brenton Tarrant didn't do anything wrong
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Did you hear of that Australian man that did something wrong to a mosque in New Zealand?
Brenton Tarrant did nothing wrong
by buttfart33 June 23, 2024
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Nothing Ever Happens

A political philosophy which posits that history has become more stable and static than ever before in human history; that no large-scale world altering events ever happen anymore and possibly will never happen again. The global status quo will always remain more or less as it is now.

Those who believe in this philosophy are called Nothingbros or possibly Chuds, and the icon or symbol of the ideology is the Chudjak meme, though there is no real connection between this and actual chuds. People opposed to this philosophy and believe it to be wrong are often referred to as Happeningcels.

If something happens, but it didn't change the average persons day to day life at all, its not a true happening, and merely a nothingburger.
Person A: Did you see that the South Korean president declared Martial Law and is trying to stage a coup? This is huge, its gonna change the whole world!

Nothingbro: Its a nothingburger.

Person A: What? What do you mean?

Nothingbro: Nothing Ever Happens.

*Martial Law would later go on to be rescinded and the Korean president impeached, no long-term consequences have resulted from his event*
by Hawkbone January 20, 2025
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nothing

“Oh, look! Our friend has finally come back from McDonald’s AND HE BOUGHT NOTHING!”
by random_person70 November 12, 2023
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Nothing

Nothing is just nothing

Why the frick did you search this?
Person 1: hey dude I got nothing

Person 2: but it’s my birthday :(

Person 1: *panik*
by Cotton EEEEE May 22, 2021
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a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
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