train game

Sexual role-play involving two or more participants whom imitate Thomas & Friends.

Matt: How about a little train game?
(Michelle bends over)
Michelle: Who's this dirty little engine? Come on! Don't be silly! Don't be silly!
Matt: Trickety-trock! Trickety-trock! All right! All right!

Michelle: That's better. That's better.

by slingin January 15, 2018

mud train

A mud train consists of five gay men of a Asian origin and one oversized white man in a pig pen of mud and shit and they try to wrestle him down in the mud

As the four young Asian boys try their first ever mud train with the white American exchange student

by Mud flaps January 12, 2017

train thoughts

When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.

Bob: Why are you thinking about?
Carl: So I thought how I'm a pluviophile.
Bob: Yes...
Carl: It's cool how I love the rain and it's not calming though, however when you put the word phile at the end of it sounds predatory. It's odd to see how connotations can change the way people's perspectives are made up. It makes me think of many times I try to explain to someone about relationships, politics, or money yet they get turned off just by one word and yet have the nerve to tell me I need to be open minded.

Train Thoughts:
When you latch on to one thought, and that thought keeps latching on to other thoughts like rails on a train.

by McJcave18 November 27, 2021

Training Puppy

A puppy bought by a woman to lure her man into wanting to have children. The puppy is used to train the man to bring out his paternal instincts by caring for the puppy. The man usually has no idea what he is getting into when they initially get the puppy

Sean was quiet excited about the puppy he and Michele were going to get , but little did he know that it was a "Training Puppy" , that will trick him into wanting to have children

by t_210 August 4, 2010

Ham Train

A nickname for a man's penis.

She was ready and willing to hop aboard the ham train and head to pleasure town.

by popeamadeus June 10, 2010

Training Run

The act of masturbating over an extended period of time, usually an hour, in which you simulate multiple sexual positions to increase your stamina.

Carter hadn't slept with anyone in a while, so when he though he might get lucky, he did a training run to get himself ready.

by donthinkso May 11, 2013

my trains

your trains are something you guard with your life, trains come first.

you: hey girl wanna come to my place
her: oooo sure
you: *flicks on the light* meet my trains

the girl not understanding the importance of your trains leaves very disrespectfully

by basement eater#87 February 18, 2021