looks tits

Something that looks very nice. Generally used when someone has done a good job cleaning up or installing a product.

Hey the yard looks tits, thanks for a great job.

by Hunans thono February 13, 2017

cake tits

Tits of a fat person.

Fatty likes cake. Therefore, Fatty has cake tits.

by Lady Tits-A-Lot November 11, 2009

jizzy tits

big tits that are covered in jizz!!! like all over them, like totally covered in sexy white jizz, and all smothered in!!!

oh, hi...20 mins later..JIZZY TITS!!!!!!

by G UNIT IN DA CLUB PAPA G!!! November 28, 2009

tit bag

A jerk , also a person who is an asshole.

Go fuck yourself you tit bag.

by Jester_7even September 13, 2005

Tits On Toast

1) An open-face fried egg sandwich, for obvious reasons. 2) A general purpose substitute expression for small inconveniences, used when stronger expletives are inappropriate(ie, 'shit!' or 'goddammit!').

1) (Waitress) "Hey Murray, I need a Number 5 and a Tits On Toast for table three."

2) Aw, tits on toast...my iPod battery died.

by Al Peterson August 30, 2005

the tit offensive

Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.

The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".

by Mr. Tinkertrain March 3, 2004

young tits

A girl with nice breasts but is too young for legal intercourse.

Should we call up young tits?

by sheshkable June 11, 2006