take him to the stacks

A term implying sexual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

Primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

My coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about fucking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

ME: That blonde guy was in, AGAIN.
COWORKER: I dont know which one. Is he hot?
ME: Well, I'D take him to the stacks.

by woodland-nymph faerie May 11, 2006

pooting on fat stacks

to have a lot of money, and show it off flagrantly.

We went to the club and enjoyed vip treatment. We were sipping expensive drinks, entertaining hoes, and pooting on fat stacks.

by Horace Blumpkin May 13, 2010

stack dat cheese

To accumulate ("stack") money ("cheese"), preferably in vast quantities.

If you wanna be where it's AT, you gotta stack dat cheese.

by SakuraFTW May 30, 2011

stack n jack

One man lays on another man both facing up, the man on top reaches between his legs and jerk the bottom guy off.

Dustin and Logan stack n jack every Tuesday night.

by thatsickdude December 13, 2014

Ballymena Chimney Stack

Whilst your partner sleeps, grab a glass and carefully shit in it. Leave the glass by the bedside table. As they awaken the smell of stench will be intolerable. The odour will make them feel like they are in hell.

When my wife passed out after a night of drinks i left a Ballymena Chimney Stack for when she wakes up

by Hellbender1690 October 08, 2019

blow one's stack

explode with rage, have a fit

One of the few times the normally cool Rice blew her stack during the first term...

by The Finn March 29, 2005

Garcia smoke stack

when you're so full of smoke that its coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt and penis!!

put the nozzel of a leaf blower with a streamroller on the back side in your mouth, light, and squeez trigger until you have smoke coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt, and penise. tjere you have a Garcia smoke stack

by OGsmokey December 24, 2017