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Spanking Biscuits

When you and the boys are golfing and one of them (it could be you) gets a call from their ex-wife discussing child support money and/or custody of the kids.
The boys were hitting the links on a Thursday afternoon when we lost Johny, before realizing he was Spanking Biscuits
by Crag Scalpula April 19, 2025
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kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish
the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank
by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018
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Spank the monkey

Man 1: Just spank the monkey man you will fill better
by SmartName December 6, 2018
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Ball spanking

This is an action that can be done by female or male. In which man’s genitals, crotch, nuts,balls, groin, genitalia are slapped repeatedly, and some people do this to there friends as a joke. The male whom is getting slapped in the nuts will endures a ton of pain which is an understatement
Guy1: “ stop ball spanking me”!

Guy2: “ why would I stop ball spanking you after all your not in any pain right ”?

Guy1: “ I’ll give you 10$ If you stop ball spanking me”
by Biggest brain December 13, 2022
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spank

bum pr bam
babies get bams on bum or spank for being naughty.
by prooshil August 19, 2022
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spank wangler

Male who is envied by both sexes and is renound as an amazingly athletic lover, men wanna be him, women wanna do him!!
Jane - gosh look at him he's buff
Bunny - I did him, couldn't walk for a week, ee's a right Spank Wangler!!
George - I'ed do him!!!
by Spank Wangler March 16, 2008
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air spanking

The act of waving hand in air in a spanking motion
Les Grossman was air spanking the shit out of that invisible hoe while dancing in Tropic Thunder
by pickle doodle May 23, 2018
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