panda madness

1. a severe case of insanity that forms when someone becomes sexually attracted to a bear of the opposite sex. related to the silly willies.

Holy shit honey, that man has panda madness!

by Harry Truman April 6, 2008

Dirty Panda

When you shove a raccoon up your asshole

Yo I just had dirty panda, it was the best experience of my life

by WildShadow07 April 20, 2020

Trash panda

Those woman at bars that put too much make up on, which makes them look like they have a black eye.

There are too many trash pandas hoes out tonight, hide your credit card.

by anonymous March 13, 2021

panda sunset

noun. an upper-decker (crapping in the upper tank of someone's toilet so that when they flush a stream of shit-water comes rushing in) that was left by a short, heavy-set woman, usually of asian-american descent.

a: "yo, there's spring rolls and shit all in my toilet after i flushed"
b: "oh no, someone left you a panda sunset last night"

by the_dutch_fist September 4, 2006

Panda Jerk

When you want to interview a panda but its too dangerous because its a wild animal and will literally rip your face off.

Your making me looks stupid , PANDA JERK.

by ERICISONFIRE May 29, 2010

Panda Sex

Sex with a partner that rare or infrequent. Refers to pandas, who have sex so infrequently it is rarely witnessed by humans or other pandas.

“He’s the best sex of my life. But we have panda sex. It only happens when we’re in the same city, which is practically never.”

by Kermy615 September 11, 2018

Reverse Panda

A car with a different color hood or door.

Your car is all black but the hood is white. Looks like a Reverse Panda.

by fblood July 3, 2009