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Banana Lobster

A term used to describe Postassium Iodine by Class twofife3.
Hey dumbass told you not to fuck around with that reactor. Now its melting down. You better shove some banana lobster to the back of your throat before Uncle Sam follows up with that dick!
Fukushima sushi restaurants have been serving banana lobster since 2011.
by Docdude November 2, 2016
mugGet the Banana Lobstermug.

banana heaves

When you try to eat a banana but every time you take a bite you start dry heaving like a sonuva b!tch.
I want to love bananas so I keep trying to eat them but when I do, I get the major banana heaves.
by McShak-in Buger April 18, 2016
mugGet the banana heavesmug.

laced banana

1. Someone taking psychiatric medication. 2. A psychiatric patient.
He had some sort of breakdown and is now on a bunch of meds. Yeah, a real laced banana.
by errantshade August 14, 2008
mugGet the laced bananamug.

Banana Junkie

Person who has unhealthy obsession with bananas - Will try and smuggle bananas on their person to eat during the day, paranoid about the extinction of the banana. In severe cases sufferers of this affliction have been known to dress as bananas and also wear pyjamas while running down stairs and may ingest up to 40 bananas in a day.
That guy is one messed up banana junkie he just ate all my bananas
by Dr. Marshall Fielding June 10, 2011
mugGet the Banana Junkiemug.

banana smash

It's when you insert a banana into a woman's vagina and then you have sex with woman until banana comes out. Resulting in a banana cream pie.
The other night this girl came over and I banana smashed the hell out of her vagina.
by Bananas smash March 24, 2017
mugGet the banana smashmug.

the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".
Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S
by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018
mugGet the the shit is bananasmug.

Banana squirt

When a black person squirts from his extremely large banana dick
Sorry Lamar, I was having a fap session in the kitchen and I got banana squirt all over ur fried chicken
by Fish balls August 1, 2017
mugGet the Banana squirtmug.

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