Jenova's Witnesses

This is my name for the notorious "Final Fantasy House's" "mini-cult." It's a joke on the owners, claiming to be reincarnated Final Fantasy 7 Characters, such as "Jenova," and "Sephiroth." It's also a joke on Jehovas' Witnesses.

I have met some people, who claim to be from the Jenova's Witnesses, and claim Jenova saved them! They reject Jenova's appearance in Final Fantasy 7, being called "The Calamity," and instead calls it a blessing!

by jrpgkin April 13, 2022

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021

Wit

Sometimes people use 'wit' as an informal, casual slang word to say 'with'

Me and my brudda were wit him last night, you get me, yeah?

by talldarkshadow May 31, 2023

I'm wit' you when ya right

Im with you when you're right means to be in agreeance with another individuals statement about a particular topic.

Beyonce: Its tough dealing with fame and being in the public eye. Megan Thee Stallion: I'm with you when ya right
I'm wit' you when ya right means she is agreeing with beyonces statement.

by Step D. June 9, 2021

The Witness

When you walk into a Taco Bell bathroom and you see a big fuckin shit floating in the toliet.

Little bobby had a taco supream, a burrito supream, nacho surpream, and a soft taco supream. Lil bobby took a big shit in a public bathroom, and didnt flush, in order for the next faggot to use the shitter they would be a "witness".

by AlleyViper December 8, 2004