Vegovah's witness

one who has recently became a vegetarian or vegan, that proselytizes to everyone else how their diet is wrong

"I made a hamburger & Johnny went all Vegovah's witness on me"

by fred987 December 11, 2020

nit-wit

a Canadian term for a stupid, silly person

person a) stop being such a nit-wit
person b) what's a nit-wit?
person a) a twit in British English
person b) oh okay

by Sexydimma December 1, 2016

Zippy Wit Da Blicky

When you work at a hardware store but wear a hardhat whilst cleaning.

Hey!!!! Did you know that Zippy Wit Da Blicky Quit????

by Evan Is A Female March 3, 2021

Jehova witness

A bunch of christian religious freaks that go around knocking on people's doors, even if the people that they visit are jewish (They mostly visit people of another religion just to tell them that their religion is wrong)

DING DONG!.............(walks up to the door, and opens it) Jehova witness people: hello, we are Jehova's witness and_ jewish person: sorry, I am jewish, and I don't talk to religious freaks, bye! (slams the door!)

by starwarsfan123 February 19, 2018

Piss Wit

is when you want to piss on someone with your wit

you are a piss wit

by Bobthecat323 August 18, 2020

Torvalds' Witness

"Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior Linux?"

An elitist Linux nerd who preaches that Linux is the one true greatest operating system, and sees all non-believers as inferior to themselves.

Derived from Jehovah's Witness.

No, I will not use Linux, you damn Torvalds' Witnesses!

Jesus. That's the last time I'm ever using Stack Exchange!

by Banderhausen Hösenflausen July 6, 2023

Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell

So if you really wanna fye a nigga up you gotta tell the bitch nigga eat dick (A very dirty 1 wit 25 stds) wit his dead motha response might be “she’s alive tho” no nigga she’s dead eat a fukin dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell wit ya big titty auntie and drunk ass uncle dancin gettin in the background tortured by a Nigga wit a spiked dildo BATCH! Batch is also a more disrespectful way of sayin bitch

Hoehay Eat a dick wit ya dead motha in the deep realms of hell Retarded ass faggot. Yeah shut the fuk up BATCH!

by Real nigga Z December 8, 2022