Locker Wine

Locker Wine is the product of leaving a piece of fruit in your locker for so long, that it begins to ferment into and smell like alcohol.

Jamie: "What is that smell?"
Jimmy: "It's just my locker wine, don't worry about it."
Jamie: "Dude wtf."

by JD_NZ December 6, 2021

Wine weight

The extra 10 or 20 pounds an individual puts on when consuming excessive amounts of cheap wine

“It’s about time I loose this wine weight brother.”

by ashergr May 13, 2022

San Diego Wine Press

The sexual act of forcing one or two testicles into the anus of your sexual partner.

"The only thing more intimate than anal is a classic San Diego Wine Press."

"Bobby and Jill really sealed the deal last night with a San Diego Wine Press."

"Ski ball!? How about instead get do a San Diego Wine Press?"

by Thahash May 14, 2022

drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 1, 2022

wines

wines mean you drank a lot of wine

Yeah, too bad im not gonna pharase it, it litereally says how wines should be used in description

by just mango February 9, 2022

red wine mistakes mythology

Best. Song. From. Jack. Johnson.

(Hawaiian Singer)

Go listen to the song *Red Wine Mistakes Mythology* from Jack Johnson

by Crazy_Senpai February 28, 2021

white wine or merlot?

a hidden phrase asking a man if he is straight or gay.

Q: does he prefer white wine or merlot?
A: he prefers merlot, if you know what i mean. limp wrist

by thatsnoidea March 6, 2021