Jehovah's Witnesses

A secret organization that spies on and targets people for their feminism and their machist purposes.

I hate the Jehovah's Witnesses, and so it gives me nausea.

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

Aight imma fuck wit u

People use this bio on dating apps when they fuck wit casual hook ups

As Emerson saw aight imma fuck wit u in her bio he knew he found the jackpot.

by Guess you were curious January 20, 2021

Wit

Sometimes people use 'wit' as an informal, casual slang word to say 'with'

Me and my brudda were wit him last night, you get me, yeah?

by talldarkshadow May 31, 2023

phallic wit

Noun
A sharp sense of humor which always in some way is based on the male genitalia.

His phallic wit is comical, and always an ice breaker at the bar.

by B2316 April 5, 2016

A Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

noun: person: A Jerk-off Jehova Witness is somebody who only texts or calls you when he's jerking off, and doesn't ever want to actually meet. He is annoying and comes a-knocking at the times that are convenient only to them.

Mike only ever calls me when he's jerking off. I offer to make plans so we can both get off, but something always comes up. He's such a jerk-off jehova. aka. a Jerk-Off Jehova Witness

by R. Tizz-E April 9, 2024

wits mind

You are very smart!
(Used when you think someone is smarter than you, or somebody else)

Teacher:what is 4+6? Um Layla

Layla: I don't know
Teacher: candela do you know?
Candela: 10

Other Student: good job candela you have wits mind!

by Melodicvoice August 19, 2017

Peckerwoods Wit Attitude

A hip hop trio from Malibu that has plenty of attitude and not much else going for them.

Peckerwoods Wit Attitude is back in town with Straight Outta Malibu.

by The Original Agahnim December 17, 2021