spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

watch yo tone mf

A more straight-forward and funnier way of "Please think before you speak as it can affect others."

Person 1: "SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BLOCK YOU"
Person 2: "watch yo tone mf"

by owned and pwned December 14, 2021

Watch where you’re going.

It’s when a nigga doesn’t watch where he going and gets yeeted by another nigga

Dam that nigga got yeeted, next time watch where you’re going.

by S q u i g g a February 5, 2020

Time for you to get a watch

Asshole thing to say to someone when they ask for the time

Person 1: Hey bro, what time is it?
Person 2: Time for you to get a watch!
Person 1: Fuck off

by Guron April 17, 2017

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ

Nope. Nope. Don't click on it.

youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ is most definetely a rickroll. Reposting this because somebody removed it and replaced it for some reason.

by dontstealmydefinitions November 14, 2021

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

Watch your own bobber

-When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.

-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.

Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!

Bill: hey Bob....?

Bob: what?

Bill:..........watch your own bobber

by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016