The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.
by Mrbeefy090 March 14, 2016
Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.
Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!
by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020
When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.
by Thrust torso September 15, 2021
Worst big city in the US. This city sucks and WILL make you depressed. It is super lame here and everybody is just copies of each other. If you are even slightly unique in VB they will call you weird and make fun of you.
Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
Nobody here knows how to mind their business and all the kids think they're famous when they're just annoying and ugly. A lot of people here have dreams of moving to big cities but we all know they don't even try and school so they will be staying their ass right in VB will all the other adult losers who work 9-5 jobs and hate their lives. If you want to have a good interesting life don't move here you will regret it and please stop making families here that is literally abuse towards the kids that you have no teenager should have to live here. The worst part about this city is the fact that you can do nothing and you will still end up in drama and the sport boys think they're going to make it big when they suck.
by martha64725134 October 07, 2020
While a ticklish woman is in missionary position at the foot of the bed, the man lifts her legs to his shoulders and inserts his penis into her anal cavity. With the base of his thumbs pressed into her pelvis, he begins to use his fingers to tickle the woman relentlessly as she is being dragged of the foot of the bed. Upon hanging, she will straighten her legs in front of her simulating the man's penis while really it's acting as a clinch to assist in her grip strength as well as the tickle spasms from her partner. Orgasms break the hold due to loss of traction.
"Hey Chad, why won't my mom look at you since last night? She is acting weird around you."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
" I know we planned to go out bro, but your mom was drunk and she wanted anal. I was railing her and Ace Ventura was on the TV. She was laughing and your cat bit my Achilles tendon and I yanked your mom off the bed and she was hanging by my cock."
" BRO THAT'S MY MOM!"
" Yeah, she's mad at me cause I turned off the TV. After that Virginia Chokehold, she's now your mom with a lump on her head."
by XCloakedSensesX December 29, 2022
Also known as “WVU” by its students, who don’t know how to spell West Virginia, this alcoholic university is located in Morgantown, WV, and coincidentally its acceptance rate of 88% is around equal to the average IQ of one of its students. Nothing matters more to a Mountaineer than drinking beer, getting piss drunk, and then throwing those beer cans when something doesn’t go their way, which is normally in the form of a football or basketball loss to its archrival, Pitt. In fact, even the (former) basketball coach loves drinking, as ex-coach Bob Huggins was pulled over in Pennsylvania with a staggering .26 BAC. If you are looking for a safety school, or just really want to never be sober, WVU is perfect for you. Despite the high acceptance rate, rumor has it that you WILL be DNA tested to make sure you are related to around 3/4 of the student body, to keep the cousin-fucking tradition alive. The school is well known for its “eat shit Pitt” chants (they are only capable of stringing together 4 words at maximum), and their constant singing of Country Roads by John Denver, a song that is actually about WESTERN Virginia, and not West Virginia, but don’t tell that to a WVU fan because you will get fists swung at you. Students live for the Backyard Brawl, but will normally just drink on any occasion at any time of day. Can’t blame them, there isn’t much else to do in West Virginia besides leave. The last good thing that came out of WVU was Tavon Austin. That’s it.
Guy 1: “Dude what are you laughing at?”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
Guy 2: “I let my 7 year old brother do my West Virginia University application and he fucking got in on scholarship”
by Kidnamedfinger13 December 24, 2024