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toothed vagina

When a woman has a vagina with teeth that eats penises whole. When the woman's toothed vagina does not eat any penises for awhile it then starts to suck nutrients from her ass slowly shrinking the ass.
That she-devil's toothed vagina bit my dick off!
by Austen the Puerto Rican July 20, 2006
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snagle tooth

somebody who appears to have been snacking on nuts and bolts. can be observed when the mouth is open. busted up teeth or tooth. half of a front tooth. may be associated with a lisp.
"did you see the snagle tooth on that chick? ...she musta been snacking on nuts and bolts!"
by demon1luv July 9, 2006
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Texas Toothbrush

in the act of cumming and shitting on your toothbrush making it feel like toothpaste then make your partner brush their teeth with it
Last night your mom complained about her stained teeth so i gave her the texas toothbrush

My dogs teeth were dirty so i gave him the texas toothbrush
by coreyschwartz June 5, 2007
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saddam's toothless smile

1. A hairy and disgusting vagina, sometimes finding certain sexually transmitted infections.

2. a vagina

3. slang term for cunt

originated in sapulpa, oklahoma by a guy named shames
fernando: "Damn, dude, I was banging this girl last night and--"

stu: "Was the bitch tight?"

fernando: "No way dude, diving down under was like doing a root canal on saddam's toothless smile."
by everyone loves the uber April 6, 2004
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saber-tooth

An attractive older woman in the MILF category. Similar to a cougar, however much older. Seperated by cougars mainly due to menopause. Aged at approximately at 50-55+.
-"I scored with a cougar last night!"
-"Dude, I saw her, believe me, she was a saber-tooth"
by Some Guy Named Mark December 25, 2007
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saber tooth

a woman usually in her fifties dating a man 20+ years her junior, often considered a cougar past her prime.
That saber tooth is on the prowl.

That saber tooth has gone extinct but she just doesn't know it yet.
by raven888 September 8, 2009
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Malibu Toothbrush

When a woman says she'll blow you but she doesn't open her mouth all the way, as in a tease or uppity ho.
I thought that tease was gonna blow me but all she did was the Malibu toothbrush.
by Goon Heaton May 23, 2006
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