ass tool

A person known by everyone but himself to be a complete loser.

"Did you see the post-round interview by that ass tool Rory Sabatini today?"

by MarkRo July 27, 2008

Polish Tool

Someone with Polish lineage that has use but nothing defining enough to be a specific tool. For example, a hammer.

Person 1: "Did you hear Jacob's the Polish Hammer?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just a Polish Tool."

by da_OG_PH_69 November 21, 2022

tool box

a fraternity house

Fuck going to Delts, that place is a tool box.

"Hey brah, meet me back at the tool box."

by Dubizzle March 18, 2009

tool barn

n. variation of tool shed

Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.

by Mr. Dude Man July 11, 2006

tool bag

A person who is considered a Tool by 3 or more people and it is a general concensus that he, is in fact; an asshole.

Shaun:"Erick is such an idiot.."
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"

by BurninPanda April 6, 2005

chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand

go and show your mum your chinese tool

by hugh jass September 22, 2003

tool-aid

The cream that comes out of a dick.

That girl just got a mouth full of my tool-aid!

by saltnpeppa2 December 1, 2009