tool pool

A location where a large group of tools are in close proximity. The tools will usually get along fabulously because they can all relate to each other.
Boy 1: Dude, did you watch the season premiere of Daisy of Love?
Boy 2: Yeah, the house on that show is a tool pool.
by Halfcaff April 26, 2009
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Douche-Tool

Someone who acts like a douche and dresses like a tool.
Girl 1: Wow that guy dresses like he thinks he is super cool and he is so mean to everyone!

Girl 2: Yeah he is totally a douche-tool!
by D-Rock4 September 29, 2010
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tool box

Fuck going to Delts, that place is a tool box.

"Hey brah, meet me back at the tool box."
by Dubizzle March 19, 2009
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tool barn

Can you believe that guy from Coldplay that Gwyneth Paltrow married, comparing his band to U2? What a fucking tool barn.
by Mr. Dude Man July 12, 2006
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tool bag

A person who is considered a Tool by 3 or more people and it is a general concensus that he, is in fact; an asshole.
Shaun:"Erick is such an idiot.."
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"
by BurninPanda April 06, 2005
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chinese tool

a feebal penis not up for the job at hand
go and show your mum your chinese tool
by hugh jass September 22, 2003
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explaining tool

commonly a baseball bat; possibly any club type item.
He's so stupid I had to use an explaining tool on him.
by oaiolds October 30, 2008
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