Grandfather Clock Syndrome

Where one's testicles hang so low that they swing between its owner's two legs like the pendulum of a grandfather clock.

Scott: how come we never go to the pool dude?
Jose: I have Grandfather Clock Syndrome

by nate hawthorn June 29, 2009

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Pussy o' clock

A term used to describe any time between nine in the evening and two in the morning, but most often eleven pm, at which people may choose to go to sleep.

"I might need to turn in at pussy o' clock if I keep going at this rate."

"You can't turn in now, it's only pussy o'clock."

by SuzyKiten August 26, 2013

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robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 04, 2003

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Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 17, 2003

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Time-Clock Trio

Sex Game: need MFF (male, female, female)

The game revolves around the "Boss". Whoever is Boss is in control. Boss tells both other members of the party specifically to do one thing by themselves. Once 3 minutes are up, Boss changes rolls to whoever is next. They assign duties to the other members now. Best way to enjoy a Threesome! Everyone gets some, no one's left out

IMPORTANT: Have a timer ready. Impossible to keep time in one's head

Julie Greg and Amy play Time-Clock Trio
Greg: K im boss first. Julie, get on my cock. Amy, make out with me...
Julie (3min later, now Boss): K, Greg, fuck my titties. Amy, eat me out... (continues)

by kMsuI January 22, 2008

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