by LeX October 6, 2004

Excessive vaginal skin that hangs down like a sleeve of a wizard. The excessive skin protects a woman's inner thighs from bruising during sex.
It took me a couple of minutes to get renes beef gaurds open before I could start pounding that shit!
by tuna man April 29, 2014

The thickened leftover vaginal fluid around the base of the penis, normally tangled amongst the pubes creating a creamy semi- gelatinous coating that must be vigorously removed after prolonged vaginal intercourse.
After giving stacy the long rod for hours, i started to notice an accumulation of beef grease around my smekle.
by The meat keeper July 22, 2015

by Big Italy March 1, 2010

To have an unsettled dispute/argument with somebody/ a group of people. A more extreme version of having beef.
Hey John, could you tell Fran to call me?
Sorry mate I can't, we've got some mean beef, get Jim to do it.
Sorry mate I can't, we've got some mean beef, get Jim to do it.
by niceee December 18, 2007

A rip-roaring reality show that broadcasts the antics of Tim and Eric and an assortment of other oddball characters.
by Rico Cooper May 26, 2020

by Girl of greys May 1, 2009
