Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

deliciously tired

The point of exhaustion when sleep is so enticing it's delicious

What an exhausting day, I'm deliciously tired.

by kittypurry October 16, 2022

Fine Good Tires

We Have Some Fine Good Tires At A Party And It Tastes Bad Don’t Try

Dude Who Eats Tires ExpectulailoliandyburphkgivfjfhgushshjsbwudbusbsbbJshudhehavwhhwhwheukwkw The Fine Good Tires?

by Bob And Logan May 7, 2022

Tired

That feeling you get when you go to school, work, or do anything in general.

I am so Tired.

by Good night banana June 5, 2019

Flat tire

When a chubby person farts.

chubby person farts Dang! You need me to call roadside assistance?!? Sounds like you just got a flat tire!

by FDubs January 5, 2025

rear tire skid

When ur eating a girls ass and she leaves a lil bit of shit on yo tongue

I was eating Felicia's ass last night and she gave me some rear tire skid

by ieatass123 August 22, 2016

Ded Tired

So painfully tired that it physically hurts to wake up or be awake.

I tried to get up this morning, but i was ded tired.

by Topfoxus April 8, 2021