tim mcgraw 

Yahweh, Jesus, God, the fuckin man.

Tim McGraw is Yahweh.

tim mcgraw by carl January 30, 2005

tim armstrong

the guy tied for most awesomeest ever (rivaled by lars frederiksen, duane peters, justin sane, and henry rollins)
also lead singer of rancid and was also in transplants, devils brigade, op. ivy

tim armstrong just released a solo cd sweet

yeah tim's the man

hells yea

tims my hero

if i wasnt a dude id screw him

i am a dude and id screw him

tim armstrong by a choking victim January 17, 2008

Tim James 

Noun: handsome buff alpha male
meaning; awesome, tall, sexy beyond belief, milk-out-your-nose funny, would eat alfredo pasta until he dies if possible, lover of his GF...

My (insert most favorite thing in the world) is not near as awesome as Tim James.

or

"Man i could really use some Tim James right now..."

Tim James by foreign loreign February 8, 2010

Tim-tim

"A flash. Meaning to "tempt him".

Used by less than desirables females to get laid. Often done by either flashing the tits or ass or by just dropping the skirt, lifting the leg and thrusting the pelvis forward to reveal the hidden agenda.

Chrisy: I cant't seem to get Bob's attention.
Missy: Girl what's wrong with you?
Tim-Tim you stupid bitch!
He'll come around ballsout.

Tim-tim by chrisy June 24, 2004

tim paul 

lax, lax, lax, lax, oh yea rosie o'donnel is the hero of tim paul, i love lesbians, or at least being a lesbian. common statements include "yea mark" "dude, neals not that bad" "your my boi". jack crawford is such a dick on the field man, oh hey mr crawford whats goin on can i give you a blow job. jk tim "your my boi" -jack

who wants to go to ihop

tim paul by the hog April 19, 2005

Tim Swipples 

for a nerd to have sweaty nipples.

"OH MY GOD... i have just been playing world of warcraft and now I have a serious case of Tim Swipples"!!!

Tim Swipples by jimmy cass December 10, 2007

tim murphy 

Slang term for smoking or hogging the pot.

You Tim murphyed that joint.

tim murphy by dhuewedding January 14, 2014