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Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.
Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.
by Beasticles May 12, 2020
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danger pit

a situation or place in which there is a concentration of individuals with whom one has an awkward or complicated history; a place or situation that has the potential to breed awkward conversation, confrontation, and eye contact.
"All of my five most recent hookups are in the gym right now with me. Such a danger pit"
by meowmeowMEOW May 20, 2014
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dangerous babe

A hot, sex and nasty girl who is maybe a little rebellious and love forbidden things. Men like such mysterious girls because everyone knows they would have fun with them.
She dont care about danger. Maybe she is a dangerous babe
by dangerous babe August 20, 2016
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danger Adam

He is the most epic person to roam the earth. He is cool and epic.
“I met Danger Adam today!”

OMG NO WAY HE IS SO COOL AND EPIC!!!!!”
by GugOnUrbanDictionary August 26, 2021
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danger wink

When your butthole says a quick hello, poof.
He got me with that danger wink.
by Jason seanders May 27, 2021
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Manger-Danger

A middle aged woman who is probably the coolest person you know. Likely named Mandy. Does she like Diet Coke? White Claw? Manger dangers like both, sometimes at the same time. She embraces dry shampoo. She owns a nail gun and a Pinterest account.
Was that a Manger-Danger in the Taco John’s drive thru?
by Sdcreate August 7, 2021
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Danger Dick

A name used to refer to or label someone that is constantly and repeatedly putting or finding themselves in dangerous situations, and does this because they get some type of high from such.
Look at ole’ Danger Dick over there playing with fire while blindfolded.
by TayTayB August 16, 2021
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