pale danger

Beautiful white women.

I can't help it, I'm in love with a pale danger.

by AZStorm May 22, 2018

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank job

by mrs tosser October 6, 2025

mega danger

still a pretty cool dude. He could beat you up if you made him mad. Story goes that he threw an industrial sized trash bin at someone just because they pissed him off. Oh and for reference keep mango juice away from him, trust me you don’t want to know why.

Holy shit did mega danger just kill that guy by throwing a trash can at him?!?!?

by FireOfLife September 1, 2024

Danger Dick

Term used to describe a fast moving object of mass with destructive potential. Usually in a windmill or reciprocal motion

When the driveshaft broke on my truck, that danger dick mangled the under carriage beyond repair.

by madman11790 October 1, 2021

Danger bed

When you go out without anywhere to stay, so have to pull in order to find somewhere to stay the night.

AKA hotel back-yourself.

1: where are you staying?
2: I'm playing danger bed mate, wait and see

by notarealpseudonym February 10, 2019

Danger dan

A green man who doesn't let you out of the wardrobe. a red surburnt bastard is trapped in there

Hey danger dan wanna commit 9/11

by he he haw February 26, 2022

Danger Noodle

A snake

I love danger noodles.

by Zombyprincess November 5, 2020