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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Angel Jose "Christopher Robert Evans Is Johnny Storm" Robles: The First Juvenile Release.
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christopher casanova

Christopher casanova is attractive but he talks to every girl he will get a chance with. He doesn't know how to stay loyal. Hes always late to his 4th period. He has 7 siblings.
person 1: christopher casanova is so fine
person 2: cj?
person 1: yea
person 2: oh hes a player though
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christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded
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Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr.

Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr., Founder and CEO of iandroidchris is an American Leader, Multi-Published Entrepreneur, Author, Tech YouTuber/Online Content Creator, and Model from the United States.
Christopher Kenyatta Sese-Khalid Jr. is an excellent writer and amazing leader!
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christopher

the most annoying boy you will EVER meet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE ONLY PLAYS ROBLOXS AND IS BRAINWASHED WITH THE GAMES! never ever trust a chris toe fur !
"ew look at him, he is Definetly a CHRISTOPHER''
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Christopher Johnson

Christopher Johnson's tend to be shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher Johnson emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. His shyness acts as an obstacle in getting to know him, but don't give up. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Sometimes, when you're nattering away, to him, it may seem like he's not listening, but truth be told, he's always listening. Arguments and debates are his strong points (you can almost, never win.) He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice. You feel like you could easily spend the rest of your life, in blissful contentment with him, even through the arguments, and the fights. In a nutshell, he's everything you've been looking for. They are also the most down right SEXY men you will every meet, they have tanned skin, hot abs, and last they have everything a girl with good taste for boys, would want...
Oh my f-ing god!! Did you see that Christopher Johnson!? He's soooo SEXY HOT! I could just go to be with him and fall in love with him a over again!
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