Christopher Cobb

A toxic Pokémon Go player, known to cry when his gyms are beaten.

Christopher Cobb messaged me telling me to go to hell over Pokémon go

by PokemonGoGuy November 01, 2018

christopher a garcia

Dumb mothefucker who says bop means head.dumbassretarded

Christopher a Garcia thinks this website is a credible source.

by IQUQQ April 25, 2019

christopher parah

Christopher parah is more of a verb than a pronoun. It's some thing that can make your heart swell and adrenaline sure, but if your not careful you will become addicted. So smart sexy and kind.... I love him and always will

I really want to christopher parah today! I love the way I feel when I do!

by SNMonelove April 20, 2019

Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Christopher "Velveeta" Reeves: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.

"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

by Decolonized December 09, 2021

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 05, 2022