pump a load

take a shit, same as drop a duece

my roomate had to pump a load so bad he almost shit his pants

by PAPPY #85 May 22, 2007

Lavatory Load

This is the ultimate in depravity!!! Combine a man doing the upper deck (defecate in the toilet tank), with a woman dropping an AC Slater (defecating in reverse on the toilet), while she gives him the blumpkin (blowjob while defecating).

That bitch was a freak! She gave me a blumpkin while she was AC Slatering, while I went upper deck! This situation deserves a new name...the Lavatory Load!

This one is the ultimate, it can't be defeated!!!!

If she's behaves badly...you can finish her off with either the jelly donut or the angry walrus, for good measure!

by zax4life December 29, 2007

Full load

Swallowing multiple sperm loads until no sperm is left. This can involve eating sperm orally,vaginally, or anally.

"I wanna take a full load."

by djarella December 15, 2008

goat loads

heaps, alot of. more than sh#t loads. cooler than boat loads. can also refer to cost

wow! thats goat loads!
- or -
That cost me goat loads.

by KingpinNZ October 13, 2008

load-bearing

A female's ability to receive a man's load; usually in reference to her face.

Ex. "Did you see the face on her?" "Yeah, she had load-bearing features."

by DL & CP for UD July 21, 2014

pant load

A derogatory term, referencing a load of cum in one's pants.

That guy is such a pant load.

by Demron February 7, 2005

load station

(low-d stay-shawn) (Synonym) : A term used to describe the hunk of technology that resides upon your dresser while making a feeble attempt at playing video games.

Dude, lets play some load station after we finish this bowl.

by Team Cru July 9, 2007