A greasy lizard is an erect penis that has been smothered in lubrication before any kind of sexual activity (whether it is masturbation or sex with another person).
by Bill Beef February 16, 2025
Get the Greasy Lizard mug.The act of applying cling film to your bed, slathering yourself in lube, ,and proceeding to starfish on the bed whilst (optionally) screaming "I'M A GREASY STARFISH"
by notiamwoodman February 20, 2025
Get the Greasy Starfish mug.A person of European decent with fair skin afflicted with ephelides also characterized as having fair hair usually the everlasting color of a clear tupperware bowl after you eaten spaghetti from it just one time. synonyms: ginger, carrot top, fire crotch.
That was the nicest little "greasy tup" that i've ever spoken to I thought they weren't supposed to have souls....
by Reapers_Gambit March 18, 2025
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Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
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Good grief, I've just had a dump that shot out of my arse like a greasy weasel!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
Wow, that curry I ate earlier has run through my guts like a greasy weasel!
They'd better have some good toilet cleaner here, 'cos I just dropped a greasy weasel that left some killer skid marks in the pan!
by Nerofalco2 May 27, 2023
Get the Greasy weasel mug.by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023
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