eli hand

eli hand has a massive dick

that’s all eli hands just got a big dick

by notelihand May 16, 2022

Eli P.

The gayest man alive. He loves to fuck little kids and will suck dick for free. He has no bitches and loves dick. He loves to suck his own dick too.

“Look at that Eli P.”

by Satanslittlepplover September 15, 2022

Eli

Really is the type of guys who looks like a big dildo.

Eli is a giant cock.

by jesus on the smoke October 28, 2021

Kristian Eli

Kristian Eli is the leader of bulking season, he invented 'bulking' in 2004 when he was born.

You ate burger king yesterday, you are a Big Kristian Eli.
Also a term commonly used for morbidly gay obese men.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Sarah Eli and David Chandler

The best of lovers. Nothing can hold a candle to the love they have for each other. They grow and love and learn together. They are bonded throughout time and space.

Sarah Eli and David Chandler are the best of lovers. They are comfortable with each other in every way, almost as if they are one.

by Princess kitty UwU January 19, 2021

elie

one of the most amazing friends ever, always super kind and funny <3

OH MY GOD IS THAT ELIE??!! damn she's HOT

by friends names <33 May 2, 2021

Eli Anders

The act of having a generationally bad run or ‘stinker’

“Dude i’ve been so unlucky recently i’m having an Eli Anders”

‘I slipped in the dark and accidentally stapled my nuts to my grandpas chin i’m having an Eli Anders’

by Charlize Nelson June 2, 2025