Covid-19

The end

“Covid-19 will be the end”

by Pinksquid April 7, 2020

Covid-76

When somebody gets Covid-19 4 TIMES??!??!? You kinda have to be stupid to do this.

Guy 1: Hey, why you so down?

Guy 2: I got Corona for the 4th time! I'm one of the rare Covid-76 people.

by rubybfdi April 24, 2020

COVID Head

COVID Head
The worst blowjob you will ever receive. Given during the quarantine of 2020 by a woman who had the corona virus prior to said blowjob and worse than actually catching the corona virus itself. It includes, but isn't limited to, teeth which tear up the penis as well being digitally penetrated by at least one finger.

Matt: Hey T-Bone what's up?
T-Bone: Dude don't even get me started man I got the covid head yesterday and couldn't even nut.
Matt: One finger or two?
TBone: One, what the Fuck?
Matt: That's why you gotta stick with the holla jobs.

by Ballzmahoney749 May 2, 2020

COVID Kiss

A social distancing expression of affection in place of a kiss, to prevent the spread of COVID-19.

Could be an air hug, a wave, a blown kiss, peace sign or finger guns.

"Did you guys kiss after your date?"
"Yeah man; she gave me a COVID Kiss."
"What's that?"
"She sensually waved at me - 6 feet apart."
"Oh, Sweet bro!"

by Natbry May 24, 2020

COVID rebound

The act of returning home to retrieve an accidently-forgotten COVID-19 mask.

"You're back from the store awfully fast!"

"I didn't make it to the store yet. This is just a COVID rebound."

by RobertLovesPi June 26, 2020

COVID-19

A virus that hippies abbreviated from coronavirus just because they wanted to

Guy 1: “isn’t COVID-19 just the coronavirus?”
Guy 2: “shut up”

by The Gaming Canadian July 2, 2020

covid bitch

A person who uses coivd19 as an excuse to not attend an event or see a person.

1. Hey, where's Lachlan Bernie tonight?
2. Yea na, he ain't here. His a covid bitch!
1. What a friggin dawg ay.

by Jigaboo123456 July 4, 2020