A date with Kimberly Clark

A euphemism for masturbation.

Kimberly Clark is the manufacturer of Kleenex, a rather-disposable tissue brand which makes a pleasurable cum rag.

Except in Canada.

Spending the night with Kimberly Clark is therefore equivalent to spending the night with Rosie Palm. Or Palmela Handerson. Or doing the five-finger shuffle.

You want a date with Kimberly Clark?

No, no, no... in Soviet Canuckistan, Kleenex discard YOU!!

by bitchuck September 9, 2024

seth clark

Seth Clark, a really buff and cool dude that likes to play football and whip up some bomb ass steak for his homies. Seth Clark is a shark because of his powerful punches when some idiot gets in his way, Seth is Clark and Clark is seth.

“ oh shit here comes seth clark. watch out for seth. looking at him can lead you into a 1v1 on basketball”

by Beanbob44 June 21, 2023

Clarking

To shit your pans whilst running the Boston. Clarking can also be used in the context of someone who let out a Cleveland steamer or a good fart.

Holy shit dude… did you check instagram today Davis Clark was clarking his way across the finish line

by Bwadley Beterson April 15, 2024

Clark

IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

heather: Hi Clark
clark: yes yes i know you hate my name
heather: IM SORRY BUT WHO NAMES THEIR KID CLARK BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
clark: sighs

by forky808 November 2, 2020

Clarke

a gay little freshmen that is single and ready to mingle

clarke is cool

by DADDdom September 17, 2018

Jason Clarke as Roger Robb

From Zero Dark to Atomic secrets, Clarke's Robb's got that Cold War cool!

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: Jason Clarke's in Oppenheimer, who's he playing?

Person 2: Jason Clarke as Roger Robb, spying them atomic secrets dude!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023

danielle clark

Nana's dick

I love that Danielle Clark, its really small.

by bejhgsiuf February 24, 2017