Dock Chip

The tastiest, cheesiest, most topping-laden nacho in the pile eaten first by the jerk who did not take the time to make said nachos. Usually more than one chip make up the "Dock Chip" and is held together by most of the cheese on the plate.

Ben: "Wow, look at this jawsome plate of nachos I've pain-stakingly taken the time to make for myself and my buddies!"

Tony: "MMMM, they look great, I'll have this one/all of them!"

Ben: "Of course you will, because you're the jerk who always takes the 'Dock Chip'!"

by Suzdogg May 1, 2008

The king of chips

Being crowned the king of chips means that you are acknowledged as the sole authority on chips.

This normally can be achieved by eating insane amounts of chips (traditionally potato)during a munch sesh

Those who have experienced this claim to have visited a whole world of chips.

Hey did you just hear shimmy got crowned as The king of chips.

by M.Y.S October 28, 2019

Ice Chipping

The act of rubbing one’s clitoris on the edge of an object/surface until said object/surface begins to break down

My clit felt sore from ice chipping my countertops.

by GranolaBitch August 22, 2018

chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal

I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!

by Doublemusky January 10, 2021

Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.

-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?

by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015

Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.

I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner

by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019

Chip nigger

A derogatory term for a black man who has bad teeth.

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.

by My grandma just ate some prune June 22, 2019