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dick and chips

that thing where you run out of lube then have to use olive oil, leading to a pronounced hot oily funk in the bedroom reminiscent of fish and chips
Stu: Nah i don't have any lube
Melissa: we can use olive oil
Stu: OK
after....
Stu: Wow smells like fish and chips in here
Melissa: Dick and chips!
Stu and Melissa: ha ha ha ha ha

Also available in NZ english: Duck n Chups
by skankpuss September 5, 2020
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Molly/Chip

Molly is Kevin the Carrot's #1 fan. She is amazingly smart and dazzles you with all of her jewelry. She has two names none she prefers. She is openly gay with all her rainbow accessories.
Molly/Chip is the best, smartest, and funniest watermelon alive.
Molly/Chip is not a Jon or Brenda.
by #Kevinthecarrotthebomb.com February 28, 2022
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Chip-Boner

One who is very excited about consuming mexican food from the popular food chain Chipotle.

A deep desire to consume Chipotle that has gone beyond the standard excitement to consume food and is now become more comparable to sex.

Secondary meaning - Having a large amount of chips in a game of chance like poker or roulette.
I got a chip-boner right now.

I am getting really excited for chipotle, I am about to pop a chip-boner.

Alternate Use : My tower of chips is huge it is a chip-boner. I am doing so good at poker i am getting a chip-boner
by BigGDiddy June 5, 2019
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Chip nigger

Person1: Yo, look at that chip nigger
Person2: Bruh, what the fuck.
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Chip Hips

Fatty Hips, usually when the person has eaten too many fatty chips!
Person 1: 'She has Chip Hips!'
Person 2: 'She has been eating too many fatty chips'
Person 1: 'Too right, she needs to join a gym'
by Jessicajournalist September 29, 2011
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Chips Aha!

Euphoric exclamation uttered when you think you're done with a package of cookies, but hidden behind or underneath the opening, or at the bottom of the package, you find one or two more.
-Are there any cookies left?
-No, I just ate the last one. Wait a minute... Chips Aha! Want one?
by B.R. Merrick November 20, 2015
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chip thief

Someone that steals a chip from your meal
I was blowing my chips to cool them down and jo smith eat one! What a chip thief!!
by Doublemusky January 10, 2021
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