Faith Christian Academy

Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”

“Hey dude! Did you hear about Faith Christian Academy?” “The one that was on the news??” “Yeah! They have nazis!”

by anonymous September 26, 2019

Harris Academy Orpington

The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.

Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"

by Carlo'sTeeth April 27, 2017

winton community academy

A school full of snakes , hoes , skanks and wanna be roadmen

Oi did you see that lad

Yeah goes to winton community academy
He's a right roadman

by 🤙🏽🤙🏽 March 13, 2017

Incarnate Word Academy

Also known as the cube or insane women’s asylum. In the cube one is deprived of fresh air and sunlight.

Girl 1: You go to Incarnate Word Academy (IWA)?
Girl 2: Don’t you mean the cube?

by Hdhdhhdhvdbsjgdv May 21, 2019

siena catholic academy

Siena is a private middle school in Rochester NY. to outsiders, it seems small and lame. but in the end, you can take a student out of the academy- but you can never take the academy out of a student.

"damn i'd give anything to go back to Siena Catholic Academy

by ragewithmage January 22, 2018

Swartz Creek Academy

An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.

I go to Swartz Creek Academy I’m not graduating.

by Mr Nolen November 19, 2019

capital city academy

A shit school where the girls are more on piss then the mandem and the teachers send you to isolation just cause their in and bad mood🤷

Boy; do you still go capital city academy?
Girl; shut up I do and what *kmt*

by I ride the wave no durag😎 April 24, 2020