Ah yes. Faith Christian Academy, the Jesus school for racism, vaping, and my personal favorite, the crackhead principal. It is a small school, but that’s because all the parents don’t want their child to vape or be racist. They have weekly chapels about how we’re going to hell and how our phones are why we hate life, along with the occasional talk of racism, vaping, drugs, sex, and how social media, “causes mental illness.”
The failed gentrification of the priory school which remains as useless your nan's knitted condom. Filled to the brim with 12 year old scum who leave the school with more hymens popped than they are able to count. The teachers are still elderly dickfaces who terrorize kids and try to help you solve problems that they made exist.
Lisa: "Harris Academy Orpington? Wow dat sounds proppa posh for a place like dis shithole mah G."
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"
JJ: "nah fam dat's just the priory school innit bruv madting"
by Carlo'sTeeth April 27, 2017
A shit school where the girls are more on piss then the mandem and the teachers send you to isolation just cause their in and bad mood🤷
by I ride the wave no durag😎 April 24, 2020
Siena is a private middle school in Rochester NY. to outsiders, it seems small and lame. but in the end, you can take a student out of the academy- but you can never take the academy out of a student.
by ragewithmage January 23, 2018
An alternative school in Swartz creek Michigan where every single person there vapes all day long in school and teachers don’t make you do anything.
by Mr Nolen November 20, 2019
A semi-private Christian school in Sherwood Park also known as SCA. Kids who attend SCA are often richer and more white than those at other high schools in the Park. SCA is known for being “spoiled Christian kids” where you are either popular, a band kid, a Jesus freak or a druggie. Many parents send their children to SCA with the hopes that their rebellious attitudes will change. Little do the parents know that the rebellious kids become friends with the other rebels and their behaviour only worsens. Teachers believe that every kid can change so they try not to punish them too harshly. Majority of students get a high end car for their sweet 16 including Cadillac’s, Audi’s and BMW’s. Many kids have the “in” at the school if they’re parents teach there or make sizeable donations. Often, the kids who have the in are free to do whatever they want without penalty. A small group of students attend SCA from Kindergarten to Grade 12. These students are known as “lifers” and usually run the school by the time they hit grade 10. Fort Christian students come to SCA in Grade 10 and are disliked by all SCA students. They are seen as outcasts and are typically unwelcome. By graduation, there is around 100 kids in the graduating class with approximately 1 black kid and 2 asians; the rest are white. Students spend their entire time at SCA hating their lives and complaining about how they cannot wait to leave the school only to miss it when they attend University.
Kid: where do you go to school?
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
SCA Kid: Strathcona Christian Academy
Kid: where?
SCA Kid: SCA...
Kid: Oh yikes, that sucks. I’m really sorry to hear that.
SCA kid: It’s not too bad! I pulled the fire alarm last week and didn’t even get detention. Plus I haven’t gone to class in a week cause my dad teaches there and the principle is my uncle.
Kid: no way that’s sick. But still... you’re at SCA. Everyone knows Facey and ABJ are better.
SCA Kid: you’re right. I want out of this hell hole.
by thatsthetea123 November 01, 2019
by 🤙🏽🤙🏽 March 13, 2017