thanks in advance

An expression of entitlement disguised as gratitude. The implicit message in giving thanks for something that hasn't been done is that it WILL be done. This expression also excuses the user from having to provide actual gratitude after the request is completed.

Have those reports on my desk before you leave today. Thanks in advance!

by j33433 September 15, 2014

Whale Tank

A rather large female, characterized by grunting noises and awkward bodily stature. Somewhat of a cross between a whale and a tank.

Ranked on a scale from 1-6, 1 being noob, 6 being rosie o' donnell

Wow! There goes a level four whale tank...

Man, that level 6 whale tank is definitely size 14+.

by Big Daddy Fun Fun August 19, 2010

Thanks For Playing

The phrase "thanks for playing" is said arrogantly towards someone who you've just proved wrong.

Dustin: "Michael Turner led the league in rushing in 2008"

Craig: "That would be Adrian Peterson not Michael Turner...but Thanks For Playing!"

by cad281 August 29, 2009

thanks-taking

Thanksgiving, renamed in remembrance of what we are truly celebrating... the genocide of indigenous people.

My friend Peter Jurich celebrates thanks-taking

by TheGreatBigTurkeyMan December 15, 2008

Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

1) The best Thanksgiving special ever (but are there any others?)
2) When you don't feel like shopping, cooking, and cleaning for a week so you just say fuck it, run through the convenience store with $20, buy anything that looks good, and go home and eat it off the good china.

College Student 1: "You going home for Thanksgiving break?"
College Student 2: "I have a 54 page portfolio due in literacy next week. I'm gonna go live in the library and do a Charlie Brown Thanksgiving on Thursday."

by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

Thankies

A made up word that generally means Thank You, but in a more cheerful mannor. It's usually used in Instant Messaging, but can be used in real life.

#1 Person: I'll send you the picture in a minute :)
#2 Person: Thankies! :D

by Tré Groovy May 13, 2005

tank slapper

When a motorcycle shakes its head. The front forks going from lock to lock.

He got into a big tank slapper and stepped off on the high side.

by John Stewardson January 17, 2004