You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow!

Stemming from a mix up of the two phrases, "Before you buy the car, you gotta take it for a test drive," and "why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free," this phrase is interchangeable with the former. You would say this if your friend wants to remain abstinent until after marriage.

Brad: CLAIRE! You can't marry him without doing the deed. What are you thinking? You gotta taste the sweet milk before you get the cow! Straight from the teet, Claire. Come on!

by EdlowetArus April 24, 2020

Eat shit and taste it

Normally, used in situations where you want vengeance and not only do you want that person to experience the disgusting act of eating shit. You want the motherfucker to get a taste of the shit to further solidify how you want that person to feel. In a word,”shitty!”

That Motherfucker just took my parking space. He can eat shit and taste it.

by Fresh61 March 15, 2021

Teetee

The baddest bitch you know

Teetee you the baddest bitch i ever meet onna g folks hmi

by Kaykay baby February 2, 2017

Tektegrity

noun.; The most amazing computer and network support company.

adjective.; Being the best or coolest

verb.; The act of being cool

noun.; Hey is your network managed by TekTegrity? It sure is aren't I awesome.

adjective.; Wow you are so TekTegrity!

verb; Hey do you want to go be Tektegrity with me?

by TekTegrity Fan Club February 5, 2007

Taste the rainbow

to engage in any homosexual activity involving the mouth

Etymology: "Taste the Rainbow" is a Skittles candy advertising slogan, and a rainbow flag has been coöpted as the homosexual banner.

No longer able to control their urges, Ace and Gary pressed their lips together and tasted the rainbow.

by The Storm Surfer October 15, 2004

Tastes Good-Doesn't it

describing a conceited girl, describing something gross, describing anything that tastes good

I was eating out this girl over a park bench and she says tastes good-doesn't it.
(Popping a zit)"tastes good-doesn't it"
(eating pizza with friends "this tastes good-doesnt it?"
also known as:
tastes good
tastes good....tastes real good

by AlisonC September 4, 2006

taco taster

Noun : When a person, usually a male, gets on his knees and licks the taco!

I am a taco taster, and I want to eat Beyonce's + Rihanna's + Leona Lewis' tacos!

by metallkidd93 March 20, 2008