Nickelback Test

A test that it is 100% necessary to give to all of your friends before continuing your relationships. The test must be delivered in an inquisitive tone, as to trick the friend into thinking you are also a fan of the band.

Through the administration of this test, we can successfully alienate the Nickelback-loving world, and eventually separate them from us completely in society, leading to our nationwide radio stations being freed from their reign of terror.

"Hey Nick, I just saw that there is a Nickelback concert here in June. You want to go?"

"Dude, I love Nickelback!! Let's do this!"

"Nick! You too? NOOOOOOOOOOO. That was the Nickelback test! Don't ever talk to me again."

by jblakely April 14, 2010

Orgasm Test

When you think your in love with someone. You must apply the orgasm test. When your feeling all lovey dovey about them,you masturbate until you climax and after that,If you feel differently about them. They have failed the orgasm test and you should NEVER get serious with them.

Hey man,What ever happened to going out with Julie?

I really Liked her but I took the orgasm test and she totally failed.

by SmoothlikeAcid March 9, 2011

Tyler White Test

A test created by the infamous Tyler White from Anthem Arizona.

In simple terms....if a girl/guy was laying in your bed naked would you do them?

Stephen: Do you think Tasha passes the Tyler White Test?
Mike: Hell yeah...id do things to her i wouldnt do to a farm animal!

by OgMikeBone September 10, 2009

Hatton Test

Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.

The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?

"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".

by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014

Wing Span Test

Used by women to judge penis size of a prospective partner before actually getting down to business.

Fold the middle three fingers down and spread your thumb and pinky as far about as possible. This is your ideal "wing span". Anything less is unaccpetable.

"When you were making out with that Canadian, did you he pass the wing span test?"

by mememe626 November 18, 2009

The FitnessGram Pacer Test

"the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. the 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. line up at the start. the running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *beep of doom*. a single lap should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding of exhaustion*. remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. the test will begin on the word start. on your mark. get ready… start."

it's a traumatic experience that is engraved in the brains of many. there is no escape. only the FitnessGram Pacer Test.

teacher's speaker: the FitnessGram Pacer Test is a—

students: *agonized demon screeching* FUCK

by aesthetic_octopus August 2, 2019

white-glove test

to check for cleaness, dust, dirt

your room better be clean, i'll give it a white glove test.

by matt dold January 24, 2004