Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 14, 2004

taking a grieb

Taking(more like leaving) a giant crap in a public bathroom.

"Don't come in here, I'm taking a grieb!"

by Batman89 November 28, 2007

take a ganster

to take a very large poop

Man, I gotta take a ganster

by Crusty91015 August 07, 2008

Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.

"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"

by TheIllusiveGuy November 24, 2019

Take a b

Its like taking an L, but better. It means youre bad or so horrendous at something.

John: Take a B, you fuck!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

by Meme Handler August 12, 2016

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 30, 2018

take a number

What you say when several parties want to talk/complain to you about some presumed important matter.

-You know, I'm kind of pissed at what you did.
-Yeah? Well take a number.

by 000 October 13, 2004