Taking a Nap

Euphemism for masturbation.

From a conversation about using masturbation to help oneself fall asleep, and it just took off from there.

I just got the new Jenna Jameson video last nite, so I took a nap and then went to bed.

by Josh April 13, 2004

TRIPLE TAKE

Just like a double take, but you do it three times

I had to do a triple take to make clear for some dude that it not ok to have a pink phone.

by NickNAmE May 26, 2006

Taking control

When you bang a (smaller) person from behind and can lift him/her from the ground thus controlling the direction of movement during fornication.

"I fucked Rachel hard yesterday, totally was taking control of her! We started in the bedroom and ended in the kitchen!"
"Dude, she weighs like 400 pounds..."
"You don't believe me?"

by TheIllusiveGuy November 23, 2019

take a ganster

to take a very large poop

Man, I gotta take a ganster

by Crusty91015 September 30, 2008

Take a b

Its like taking an L, but better. It means youre bad or so horrendous at something.

John: Take a B, you fuck!
Dave: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!

by Meme Handler August 12, 2016

Take it to the bedroom

When things start to get a little bit hot and heavy, Take it to the bedroom.

Felipe and his cousin were getting Frisky "My god guys, take it to the bedroom!"

by Madame Madie February 5, 2012

taking the piss

To take this piss out of something; the tease, joke or make fun of someone or something.

Hah...you're really taking the piss out of him!

by big man steve July 29, 2018