dog TV

When a canine (or a person) sits or lays and seems to stare aimlessly into space. They are actually watching dog TV.

I think I'll go home, smoke a big fatty and watch some dog TV.

Bob lost his job, his girlfriend broke up with him and the doctor put him on anti-depressants. It's really sad, he just sits at the kitchen table all day long and watches dog TV .

by RicardoCorridor February 9, 2009

Guru Kiran TV

The World's biggest bitch, he thinks he is a fucking Leader but turns out to be the opposite. Just a MotherFucking Asshole.

Wait he is such a bitch and an asshole...
No he is Guru Kiran TV

by purpleegde:)syche May 23, 2025

Black and white tv

Mix of black tar heroin and cocaine.

Almost didn’t make it out alive last night; they had a black and white tv

by AerieFae March 31, 2024

TV

short for 'Too Verbose', the way you go when you try to hide incovenient facts.

i can explain!
u r TV already.

by 💾ReallyTbytes📺 August 20, 2021

tv ass

Tv ass is when someone’s ass is that big it’s like a tv.

For example: Johann Overmeer says. “ ey yo, Ruth has got that tv ass DOG”

by Tv ass slaya February 10, 2019

(NIGHTLY TV)

(NIGHTLY TV) Is an American Nighttime YouTube Channel that records all kinds of craziness, run by Johnny Wirtson, and Tom Gluik

(NIGHTLY TV) Hide your mom

by ewgrosspeople08 December 1, 2020

smartass TV

A smart TV that doesn’t fucking need to be one.

So every smart TV.

Nobody would ever want to have a smartass TV that collects your data, shows you ads, and has a wiretap that goes straight to the government.

by the riverside November 15, 2023