Also known as PLT...
The affectionate term for a chick that will go down on you in a seedy parking lot.
The affectionate term for a chick that will go down on you in a seedy parking lot.
Dorky Donna was some serious parking lot tuna. She sucked all the fuzz in M-Tah off in the VFW parking lot.
by His Roylal Throbness August 30, 2005
Get the Parking lot tunamug. A creamy tuna surprise occurs when you go down to eat out a chick and you abruptly discover, after removing her panties, that you are about to dine on the sloppy seconds from a dude that just dropped a load in her snatch a few minutes prior.
Chet: Yo braaaa! Where ya been?
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
Devin: Dude I just took that nasty ho out to the car to eat her snatch.
Chet: Cool braaa! How was it?
Devin: Dude, I didn't eat that box there was a Creamy Tuna Surprise waiting for me. What a nasty ho!
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
Get the Creamy Tuna Surprisemug. A sexual act in which a woman with a yeast infection performs oral sex on a man who has just had unprotected vaginal intercourse with her.
by Grubby Beans December 5, 2014
Get the tuna noodle cobblermug. Artichoke Tuna Salad is the taste of the inside of the vaginal canal. Of course there are many different variations of the recipe, but this is the most widely known.
by Fiyahman887 May 14, 2009
Get the Artichoke Tuna Saladmug. The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
Get the Tuna Tune-upmug. What happens to men after they get married. Strange women start trying to give you free tuna, you former girlfriend (now wife) stops giving you tuna.
"Man she said I do and no more tuna, but woman I could not have tagged before are flocking to me. Tuna Suprise!
by ricflairismyfather October 10, 2005
Get the tuna suprisemug. Tuna sub backwards is "bus a nut". Men use backwards tuna sub when they're too ashamed to admit during sex that they're going to climax much quicker than they had previously thought.
Johnny: "Oh no! I'm about to backwards tuna sub!"
Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"
Jenny: "It's only been five minutes! Pull out now, you loser!"
by ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° ) June 2, 2016
Get the backwards tuna submug.