Travesty

A name for a man that is sexy to a woman but unfortunately for the attracted woman swings the other way.

"Check out the hot guy in the 3-piece suit!"

"Forget about it, he's a travesty."

"No way! He's gay? That's so not fair, I wanted to make a baby with that hottie."

by Naughtia August 3, 2009

time-travelin'

The act of drinking so much that blackout is enevitable. This act usually is the result of a overly stressful week of classes or work. It is usually done on a Friday night.

Man, this was a shitty week... I had four exams, my gf broke up with me, and work was a bitch! I'm definately time-travelin' tonight!

by kezy12 February 16, 2008

Sisterhood of traveling cake farts

A group of sisters who often sit on a cake with their assholes touching it, due to asshole to cake contact cake shrapnel covers their assholes and when a toot is released the cake departs from the asshole and they all take turns doing so all over the world

My sisterhood of traveling cake farts is exhilarating

by Skankhunt424242422222 November 24, 2016

Travallion

A Travallion is a very special girl who has a unique sexual attraction to Bernese Mountain dogs, and always keeps one nearby. A Travallion loves to skype and play volleyball with her friends. She's a real freak in bed, but is truly a lesbian on the inside.

Lucci: Yo Ryan, I had a Travallion last night, it was awesome!
Ryan: Sweet bro, what happened?
Lucci: Well it was awesome at first, but then she brought some dog into bed and started licking its doggy vagina!
Ryan: Whoa! Sounds HOT!
Lucci: Not really, I think she was just a lesbian at heart who wanted to play volleyball.
Ryan: Ah yes, of course.

by Sack O Nuts September 7, 2011

a Traveller

An erection from a bumpy road or a rough ride on public transport. e.g bus, train etc

I hate taking the bus over the old highway into town, the road is so bumpy and i always get a Traveller

by Gabber on August 10, 2009

Crab Traveler

One who travels around trying to pinch ones ass.

While at the club there was this crab traveler who kept walking near me.

by Rello84 September 19, 2011

Travluss

A light hearted, loyal, silly, good spirited dare devil, likes to joke and pick on his girl friend like he is back in grammer school but has a heart of gold if you can get passed the iron gates. He is a true friend and would ride to the ends and back for you. The perfect husband to be and furthermore the perfect father to be. A great catch if you can manage to hook him.

nuts twisted faithful honest compasionate caring dedicated travluss

by jo'd February 16, 2010