Taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie

A slang phrase used in U.K. English to mean a misunderstanding or lapse in judgement.

This last question on the test is really taking the trout by the hair of a plum pie. (It was difficult and the speaker didn't understand it.)

by Wordmate October 29, 2018

Taking a H

Taking a H is when someone says they "hate" you.

Jake: Your mom is gay
Me: I hate you Jake
Jake just took a H
Jake 2 hours later: It's hard taking a H

by QUinn YodEr December 14, 2018

Taking the chickens to Cambridge

Euphemism for a middle aged man persuading numerous 'hens' into his car to show them a good time away from his wife.

We're going on holiday with the family but first I'm taking the chickens to Cambridge

by JeffyWys February 13, 2019

taking the picture

Trying to make to vying male primates friends again after consistently cucking one.

She was taking the picture.

by gopadres6969 April 21, 2019

Taking the lizard out for a walk

To masturbate; jerking it

Sebastian: "Hey Andrew, you wanna hang tonight?"

Andrew: "Nah man, I'm taking the lizard out for a walk rn, some other time"

by NotShadogun August 23, 2019

Taking ropes

When a guy is shooting his cum load all over a woman.

"I heard you like taking ropes."
"I do, but not cum in my hair

by Eggnerd November 11, 2019

Taking the kettle to bed

Going insane.

Jack is really taking the kettle to bed during that shrooms trip.

by Avarin December 27, 2019