Matts

Matts is usually a very annoying person. Will get beat up at school. Big fat loser.

Matts is such a loser. I hate Matts the loser

by MonkeMan2464 November 25, 2021

matt white

a total man-slag who wears more than one pair of womens underwear

"that guy is such a matt white, i can see all three of his thongs!"

by high hill lil February 22, 2009

Matt Shaw

a drink consisting of cider (and possibly some pinapple juice) served in a very tall glass

Matt Shaws are easy to drink, we get together on fridays and go on a mission

by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008

Pulling a Matt

Pulling a Matt is when you are the creepy one in the group. Generally stay in the corner of any room and maintain eye contact at inappropriate times. Commonly referred to as “doing the face”.

Look at that creepy guy in the corner, he’s pulling a Matt and doing the face!

by Steve Luctual November 14, 2019

The Matt Murray

The act of fingering your date/spouse/tinder victim’s anus and sniffing your finger directly after.

Aaron : hey man how was your date last night?
Tony : yeah it was ok man, I gave that bitch The Matt Murray!!
Aaron : nice man, what did it smell like?
Tony : Taco Bell..

by Loonytoon69 December 6, 2017

matt bottom

A matt bottom is a curious teenage boy who only wants to know what length pyjamas girls wear to bed, he is most definately NOT into a cheeky nandos and if he was he would be a mango and lime and 1 fino side (creamy mash) kind of lad. You know you're dealing with a matt bottom when he's constantly active on Facebook and popping up to absolutely fucking everyone. He is an absolute ledge and you would be very fortunate to be graced by him. Easily identifiable this full kit wanker will have spiky hair and be wearing his best shoes to please the girls (umbro). His dirty talk will sound of similar structure "what do you think of me", "how soft are your lips" and "video call me"

Luke: "Jenny keep clear of Him, he's a matt bottom"

Jenny: "put your football away, it takes a matt bottom to know a matt bottom"

by Wittyenglishstudent_ May 14, 2015

matt macaspac

Probably the funniest most awesome guy there is, when he's not a total asshole.

Have you met Matt Macaspac? You should meet Matt Macaspac.

by Matchu~San February 25, 2015