Zombie Dick

Typically occurs when she says it's that time of the month, and you drunkenly reply that you don't care and have sex anyways. Upon examining your penis post coitus, you realize that you now have a bloody Zombie Dick.

"Dude it looks like someone dipped a hotdog in ketchup and slapped your sheet like twelve times." "Nah man I just had an absolute Zombie Dick.

by JakeDaPillowSnake December 1, 2015

Netflix Zombie

A person who has lost themselves in the world of Netflix, and lost all contact to the world around him/her, and try to "infect" others by sharing movies and tv-shows they have seen on facebook etc.

"Dude i haven't herd from Timmy in months what happened to him?"

"He went netflix zombie on us bro"

by Torai February 2, 2013

A Zombie Movie

The act of killing everyone in a persons home so when they walk in the house, everyone is dead.

Josh: Cam didn't pay me my money.
Mason: What are you gonna do?
Josh: I plan on leaving him a zombie movie.

by HMM17 July 2, 2008

Zombie Texter

Someone who, when texting, loses their sense of direction, speed and/or the ability to hold intellegent conversation.

1. Look at Ronny walking around like an idiot, what a zombie texter!

2. Dave:Hey, what are you doing this weekend?
John:...(Text complete) What did you say?
Dave:You're a zombie texter.

by HalfBlood December 9, 2008

zombie shift

Working the late or closing shift, only to have the opening shift the next day.

I worked until 10pm last night and have to come in tomorrow at 7:15am. I Got the Zombie shift again. "Zombie shift"

by Lunch-box January 19, 2014

Faith Zombie

A person who walks around for no reason other than to make people join their cause, however pointless and inane it is.

"The convention was flooded with Faith Zombies waving their appendages and pamphlets at me."

by Gearmond January 3, 2009

Swag Zombie

People who hang around booths at conventions to get free stuff.

Dude, those swag zombies totally took that shirt I wanted.

by ZmbieJesus September 15, 2011