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squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out
Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since
by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022
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snake in the ground

Similar to a snake in the grass, a snake in the ground is a far snakier snake. They are much harder to spot than their grass-dwelling counterparts and will strike when you least expect it.
"Hey man, keep an eye on that tall grass, could be a snake hidin' there."
"Hell, I ain't worried about some boring grass snake. There could be a snake in the ground right under our goddamn feet!"

"Damn man, you know that Becky my girl's been hanging with?"
"Yeah, Becky, she that older lady right?"
"Shit, it turns out she done Mrs. Doubtfired my ass. Revealed herself to be a man and made off with my girl."
"What a real snake in the ground."
by Snakier June 11, 2018
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Snake Eyes

A character from the GI Joe series. Snake Eyes is apparently heavily-scarred so much that he can't even speak. However, Snake Eyes is a commando for GI Joe; he excels in ninja skills, which include advanced CQB, advanced espionage, even swordsmanship.
"Snake Eyes is badass; he's my most favorite Joe. But then again, I like ninjas; ninjas kick so much ass. ^_^ not just literally, but metaphorically too."
-me
by Dave May 23, 2004
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Snake and Pigmy

British slang term for a Steak and Kidney meat pie.

Sold at British fish & chip shops as an alternative to having fish with your chips.
Chuck us on a snake and pigmy, I'm feeling right hungry today!
by Chris Dodkin January 8, 2008
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What the snakes?

To express a feeling of confusion i.e. "What the hell?"
Kid 1: I just made out with a window licker that rides the short bus to school!
Kid 2: What the Snakes?
by moe deca 1200 September 26, 2006
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Snake Bombing

The act of posting numerous interesting true snake and serpent facts on the "wall" of ones social networking page. Often times accompanied by pictures and/or videos.
"Man, did you see my Facebook got snakebombed again last night? Damn snake bombing bastards."
by Holykow February 25, 2010
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club snake

Any person who goes 'clubbing' with the intention of ruining someone else's night.
Did you see that club snake spill her drink on Joel? What a fucking whore!
by PopFree Monkey February 8, 2007
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