Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.

I feel it... the flaming shart.

by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016

gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.

#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart

by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016

gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.

#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart

by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016

Sharts

Another word for playing shot darts.

Hey Jesse, wanna play sharts?

by Helga42069 December 3, 2019

Shart Attack

This action defines when one sharts almost on themselves which is beyond their control because of loss of their sphincter muscle; usually is a watery shit or soft loose excrement; pre diarrhea

Damn Laura you having a shart attack baby? You already plastered the inside of the commode earlier and I don’t have a scrubber.

by itzez October 7, 2019

Shart

When Handsome Patrick goes over to Kevin's mom's house to bang it out.

Handsome Patrick Sharted on Kevin's mom last weekend

by TwonKnoves August 3, 2019