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Shart

When try to produce a large fart, but end up shitting yourself in the process. Can also be associated with diarrhoea. Makes a funny noise, and a not so funny smell.
Don’t force the fart Timmy, or it will become a shart
by Used tampon February 2, 2022
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Whoop sharting

When you walk into a public bathroom with your girlfriend and a dude is taking a shit , so your girlfriend says ‘whoop whoop’ cos she just got hired at donut king
Bro I got a stiffy when my mrs and I went whoop sharting
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
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Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.
I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!
by Austin Pealy December 24, 2024
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shart

it is a mixture of kampi,body guard and shit
lyla shart her pants
by kokichiswife January 12, 2021
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Warning Shart

1) The sound your asshole makes to let you know that you have approximately thirty seconds to find the nearest open toilet before you shit your pants and embarrass yourself.

2) Quips mainstream media reporters use to set up a narrative the presiding governmental administration needs you to believe and adide by.
1) "Unfortunately I ignored my warning shart, ruining everyone's dinner and my relationship with..."

2) The senator from New York is an expert in pandemic response, and is here to discuss (insert approved narrative).
by EdMyerR April 7, 2023
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