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Fitting Plates

I can't wait to get to the homosexual orgy and start fitting plates.
by ClapMaster March 20, 2024
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Plated

I'm taking her home and she's about to get plated
by Cosmic Pope July 28, 2024
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Hog on a plate

Slang for a female offering up her vagina for intercourse in hopes to conceive a child.
I was the one to tell your momma to put her hog on a plate , you digg?????
by Big Daddy Larron April 24, 2016
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Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.
My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.
by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022
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Plately

Positioning your face underneath a glass table and asking your boyfriend or girlfriend to shit on top of the table. This gives you full view without having to take your shirt to the laundry.
Rick thought Denise was sonhotnhe wanted her to give him a plately
by Cult mike December 25, 2016
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Slapping Plates

A term for going to the gym.

Originating from the sound of 45lb plates slapping each other, as yolked gym bros throw hundreds of pounds on the bar.
Gym bro 1: We slapping plates today?

Gym bro 2: Hell yeah bro, going for a PR.
by sheepbeerleague July 16, 2022
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Plated

Being inebriated beyond the point of being able to eat. Word originated from people being so drunk they wanted to eat a honey butter chicken biscuit sandwich from Whataburger, but halfway through their meal, they passed out face first into their plate.
"you ever just been totally plated?"
"waaat bro? what's plated?"
"pshhh, you boob. you don't know what plated means?"
"naw dawg. tell me!"
"it's when you're so drunk, half way through eating your food you pass out on your plate."
"lmao, yeah man, i've totally been plated before."
by GalacticDong October 8, 2018
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