Part-time baddie

Classy on the weekdays,
Freaky on the weekends

Damn she is definitely a part-time baddie

by selmermarkvi February 5, 2025

grab ass day part 2

It is the second part of grab ass day it is April 12

It’s grab ass day part 2

by My king black night April 11, 2019

segmented parts

It means that that body has a few part, like an ant.

An ant has 3 segmented parts.

by Engna April 30, 2015

Part 2

*Burp* See? I burp when I talk sometimes because I'm a brilliant writer.

Part 2

Hym "It just brings me back to one of my earlier points though because they really shouldn't be making fun of anybody in any kind of serious way. I mean really. Look at that shit 👆 That's all reality. That's where you live. One of the guys wasn't rich until after I started writing. Has proven that he's read my work. But conveniently enough he didn't read the part about people throwing money and attractive women and owning a casino? At what point does it stop being 'them doing it ironically' and start becoming 'Oh holy shit Newt Gingrich is unironically using my rhetoric to recruit interns'? At what point am I just better? The best comedian tells my joke and it's only funny because he said it? We're already past that point. You got people straight-up making a living off of this. Look at this guy! He's supposed to be better than everyone. That's his whole thing! He has what he has because he deserves it more. Except, wait! That's a lie! He has what he has because he lives a curated existence where he is sheltered from failure and scrutiny (of a type that is not politically motivated). Like a retard in a group home! That's why we're at odds! Because he sees himself in the retard. See? It all ties together. Everything is a retard in a group home. That's the new name of this project! 'Critical Retard in a Group Home Theory' "

by Hym Iam January 29, 2023

Parting of the seas v.2

A sacred Viking ritual in which two partners, male to female. The male jumps from a ledge positioned above the female-who must have her legs spread in order for this to work-he then jumps from said ledge with his erection tip first, as he reaches the female specimen, he screams a violent Viking code. When he enters the vagina it is as if he had parted the vagina (presuming the role of the seas) creating a hyper wave of wet spew from the vag in opposite directions

Say rico, you aren’t a true Viking until you’ve done the Parting of the seas v.2

by Yourmomcreatedthese May 29, 2018

PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II

It is when you were PEPPER SPRAYED for no legitimate reason except the ONUS.

INCIDENT: SUPER BOWL BET LOST

ONUS NOTES: A PHONY PARTNER , DAMNING SIM CARD, ASSH0LE SQUIRT amounting to a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE

Then a second time I was PEPPER SPRAYED as I was in a RESTROOM STALL going through my belongings and it was the DAY OF THE SUPER BOWL that had just finished and because early on somebody asked me who would win and I would not say, they lost their BET and PEPPER SPRAYED me , knocked on my stall as ALLIED SECURITY UNIVERSAL SERVICES (ASUS) for short as they were taken off the RTC CONTRACT due to lots of VIOLATIONS and this was at SOUTH STRIP TRANSFER TERMINAL. I threw my SIM CARD down the toilet as I felt super threatened after they had pushed me for no reason you can say ELDER ABUSE AND VEGAS NAZISM and at the time I was dressed in full male attire which caused me tremendous problems but ASUS losing the SUPER BOWL BET and throwing the SIM CARD away may have been PEPPER SPRAY RESOLVEMENT PART II but more it was a very windy day and it ALLEVIATED a lot of the PAIN thanks to the weather but I fought the elements with my personal effects when they forced me away from the terminal.

by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 8, 2021

Double Part Fart

Two farts in quick succession that part your cheeks twice.

These baked beans made me double part fart.

by Spartacus Sparkles July 13, 2021