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Canadian bagel

When a man spreads a vagina lips fills it with a bagel spread of there choosing, then closing it back up. This then followed by the drinking of the spread flavored piss.
Hey man last night i got one hell of a Canadian bagel.
really, what flavor?
Cream cheese my favorite.
by havensplayer June 13, 2018
mugGet the Canadian bagelmug.

Bagels

A Rust player with over 3k hours.
bagels is really bad at rust
by bagelsiskindacool April 4, 2020
mugGet the Bagelsmug.

The Bagel Bite

When a woman is performing oral sex on one man while another is penetrating her from behind, doggie style. While this is happening, place a plate of Bagel Bites on her back and have the two gentlemen share them while gazing lovingly into each other's eyes.
Little man and another guy pulled off the bagel bite this weekend.
by pittmonkey66 March 25, 2022
mugGet the The Bagel Bitemug.

just a bagel

When all the icing on a donut gets peeled off by the bag, so it's basically just a bagel now.
I went & got donuts & put 1 in a bag to take home, but I opened the bag only to find out that now it's just a bagel.
by Definitively Cool January 18, 2024
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Bagel

When you find something you think will be good, like a doughnut, but find that is actually a bagel.
"I pulled a chick last night Tom"

"I saw man! What was it like?"

"Meh, I thought she was hot, but she was pretty bagel"
by Gomery May 25, 2015
mugGet the Bagelmug.

bagel

A sex toy for hobos when they run out of little girls that lost their parents.

Goes well with avocado.

healthy donut
damn, that hobo is really going all out on that bagel. Must have run out of girls
by Pussy wagon 69420 January 9, 2022
mugGet the bagelmug.

she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
mugGet the she put her bagels on memug.

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