Being a useless broken down tank painter that use to be great but not anymore and does nothing but bitch and creek and crack every movement
by Time2smoke420 October 5, 2017
Get the Rusty tankmug. An individual with incredible abilities, be it strength, intellect, charm with women,etc.
It can also refer to an individual with a muscular and/or toned body.
An individual who can stand there ground no matter the size/age/authority of their opponent.
It can also refer to an individual with a muscular and/or toned body.
An individual who can stand there ground no matter the size/age/authority of their opponent.
Did you see how Lebo, Malicke, and Gosi fought last night? Those guys are G-tanks for sure.
Damn! He's a G-tank.
Hey G-tank, where does the sun go at night?
Damn! He's a G-tank.
Hey G-tank, where does the sun go at night?
by Tank.com October 4, 2018
Get the G-tankmug. An absolute tank is a person who is practically a walking brick wall that can easily punk the shit out of you.
by SeggySack May 3, 2022
Get the Absolute Tankmug. A skinny dude who has a sexual infatuation with fat women. Typically targets them as they're easier than high maintenance broads.
Harold: Man have you seen Johnny lately?
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
Tim: Nah he's been off driving tanks again.
Harold: he sure is one for them plus size girls. I guess he's a "tank driver" now.
by Hard Eric Sean August 12, 2016
Get the Tank Drivermug. Akin to drunk dialing, it is the act of sending oftentimes embarrassing text messages to contacts while inebriated.
Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
Typically, to an ex-girlfriend or boyfriend.
by JungleboyJames May 1, 2009
Get the Tank Textingmug. When a woman takes a short piece of garden hose or other relatively large-gauge tubing and places one end in her rectum and the other in her vagina, so that passed gas will enter the vagina.
Jessica Alba is on mean ass butch with stinky stank quiffs. She.has been “Syphoning the Tank” to get that really stanky quiff gas. Sometimes her quiff even has a bit of the brown spatter. i wonder if she puts her lips on that hose to get it started?
by "Don't Poke the Bear" Bear December 10, 2018
Get the Syphoning the Tankmug. by Jen shah hdjd jd d October 12, 2020
Get the Daddy tankmug.