Swords and staircases

A sports proverb used mostly within UK football whose definition is still argued about.

It is thought to mean a good performance but one littered with mistakes that would be punished by a better quality opposition

That was a very swords and staircases performance from Trent Alexander Arnold

by Hulkymulky June 29, 2024

Four Swords Adventures

4 player zelda game that would require parsec and an emulator

How many people are interested in Four Swords Adventures

by LizardInACan August 14, 2023

Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.

“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.

by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022

demon sword

When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high

I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018

French Lightning Sword

With an Erection, take a car battery and use jumper cables to attach the positive and negative ends to your big toes, then begin intercourse with your French ex-wife.

I visited France last month, and gave my ex-wife the ol' French Lightning Sword

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

King of Swords

A transgender woman who enjoys sexually dominating people who identify as being Queen of Swords (or Queens of the Sword if you want to make it sound fancy) using her massive girldick. Despite being called a king this is not denoting someone of the male gender, simply someone who takes a cucking role in this dynamic.

See also:
Jack of Swords

Hotwife: I finally found a King of Swords to destroy my pussy with her thick, soft girl cock! Isn't that great honey?
Cuck: Mhmmm, can I please watch? I promise I'll donate to the Trevor Project after I'm done like a good little ally.

by Aelwen April 30, 2024

Sword

When a baseball player swings foolishly at a pitch outside of the strike zone to strike out.

(Strikes out player) "Sword!"

by Baseballplayer05 May 19, 2024