Stoner's Assist

A stoner's assist is when you're too high to smoke another bowl, and your bro helps you out by lighting it for you.

Bro, I'm too high to hit this.

Stoner's assist, bro. I got you.

by Duckyruzic February 17, 2012

psuedo stoner

An annoying, usually very young, boy or girl on the internet that has either never smoked weed, or has only done so once. Pseudo stoners use the words "bro," "nigga," and "bruh" on a daily basis.

"That dude is a psuedo stoner, man."

by youfoundher February 6, 2015

A Stoner's Riddle

While a riddle is a sentence that you need to decipher to find the meaning. A Stoner's Riddle is where you just need to remember what the hell you were talking about less than 30 seconds ago!

Davey: What was I just talking about?
Becky: Shit, can't remember. It's a Stoner's Riddle Davey!
Davey: Hahaha

by Becky & Davey December 21, 2021

stoner hour

when time slows down; it seems like hours have passed but it's only been minutes

"Hey bro what time is it?"
"1:49 why?"

"Wow we got here at 1:15 and it seems like it's been hours!"

"Yeah dude it's cause we're on Stoner Hour"

by Alevillaxa September 25, 2017

Schrodingers stoner

A person that is always in a state of superposition in which he is either about to smoke, currently smoking or just finished smoking. Until you ask you must assume that they is all 3 at the same time

Once you smoke more than an oz a week one achieves the status of Schrodingers Stoner

by El papi 305 January 12, 2022

Stoner Minute

A stoner minute is now officially 7 minutes. Within 7 minutes there are 420 seconds. Typically a stoner minute is used to have a nice session to yourself.

Joe: You coming over yet?

Jeremy: Give me a stoner minute, gotta finish up this shad

*7 minutes later*

Jeremy: ON MY WAY.!

by EyeJuan December 1, 2010

Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.

Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner

by TheProph3t January 10, 2021